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So here we are.
Gudo is about to give us a life-changing explanation (apparently in an athletic manner?!)
Umhutu is still playing hard-to-get.
The other two really are waiting with baited-breath, and not †sarcastically either.
“If you cast your mind back,
(to “The Beginning” – Part One)
When you met your first Dad,
and we all gained a *son!”
“You popped him a question. Among the many you fired,
You asked him “Why am I here?”
Well I believe that answer’s required”
[I await with baited breath]
*Or daughter – the jury is still out on that one!
†It is said that sarcasm is the ††lowest form of wit.
†† Which is obviously incorrect, since “Blackadder” is the highest form of TV entertainment ever attained, and unlikely to be surpassed!
The singing is short-lived, even a baboon knows when *enough is enough.
“WHEN YOU READ YOU BEGIN WI…….”
[hehe... Julie Andrews we are not]
“To make it more interesting I shall attempt to multi-task,
undertaking a Sun-salutation during this first master-class!”
*In this case the sudden appearance of several fish floating by belly-up alerted him.
While Mr. Garwe mulls the current situation over, Gudo has a flash of divine inspiration that slices right through Space and Time in the *Ku frequency range (at around 12.5 GHz, sorry not to have the EXACT figure), unfortunately (and fortunately for yours truly) it was just an idea, not the entire movie.
“Are you all so confused? That’s not a good sign.
Although.. it clears up one or two things, that I’ve heard through the vine!”
“But less about that! Idle gossip’s not my intention.
We’ll take some advice from a film…
… in another
*For the purists
Taken aback by the lack of comprehension and general bewilderment, Gudo slips and hits his chin on the log. * This is not part of the pose.
“So this thing is a “metaphor”?
- it seems so **complex and random”
Gudo collapsed from his Asana,
[I'm starting to wonder,
if I may have ***jumped the gun]
He snuck a peak at the croc,
who was pretending not to look stunned…
*For all you potential yogis.
**Metaphors can be, especially bad ones.
It’s not easy being a guru. Or a Dad-with-all-the-answers for that matter. Just ask Calvin’s Dad!
“But I have a question to ask…
This gadget sounds uncomfortable,
is it literally lodged in my heart?”
“I used a *metaphor silly, it’s a figure of speech.
A way to explain something that’s just out of reach.
When I likened your heart to that amazing machine,
I never meant to mislead you – that’s just not my scene!”
*Metaphor or Analogy? If you think I have it wrong, please let me know below or at facebook.com/tadpohl!
Back on the River, Gudo is performing his morning *yoga, paused momentarily in “**Downward Facing Dog”, while he waits for Tad’s congratulations for a difficult concept explained so clearly and concisely.
So that was a fine story from the white frozen wastes!
(A stark contrast to the Zambezi where Mr. Gudo awaits)
… with his spirit riding high, post -nostalgic recount.
When a little voice below caused a spiritual dismount…
“Excuse me monkey-dad … SIR?”
*Just in case you didn’t know, and FYI, yoga is not for †softies. If you think it is then try it and see.
** The most famous of all yoga poses, and the first one you will probably learn.
†I nearly used the word “sissies”, and then I suddenly realised that I am probably thought of as one in certain circles! (In the same way that Gareth Thomas is of course … haha.)