Even penguins in the frozen wastes of the Antarctic get their laundry mixed up – strange articles of clothing appear that couldn’t possibly belong to them! It’s one of those universal laws – that laundry and metaphors, sometimes, only seem to exist in order to be mixed up.
It’s a bit like that tingly sense
when your undies are too tightJust heed your Cardio-Gyrocompass
and it will immediately *put you right*If you have to ask “HOW?!” – it’s because they’re
metaphoricalmetaphysical underpants.






























