Following on from part 3, where the wise Gudo began to tell Tad about his friend Fernando, in the Antarctic, for whom life “was a breeze”.

Imagine your heart as a “gyro-compass”!
(A fiendishly cunning tool)
It’s benefits are twofold,
which make it kinda cool…

“The compass gives me directions
the gyro balances my life!
- if I start to chase red herrings
it tells me faster than my *wife!”

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*By all accounts, wives usually tell their husbands things that they should know, very, very quickly.